A young woman mocked my age at the airport, then spent our entire flight throwing her long hair into my face and food. She thought a 73-year-old woman couldn’t fight back. Good thing I’d made one very unusual purchase at duty-free.

she isn’t sitting near us.”

She sat down directly in front of my seat.

Of course she did.

“Oh my God. Not you again.”

“What a small world.”

“Are you following me?”

“No, dear. Your perfume arrived first.”

When the seat belt sign went off, she stood up in the aisle with the phone held behind her.

“Okay, guys, you asked for the back view.”

“Eight hundred dollars, guys. Look at that length. Worth every penny.”

She turned slowly, like a rotisserie.Then she sat down and flung the whole